Corpus Christi Weekly Basketball - CCWB

Dan Lau = Stats Whore
Dan Wen = Thunder

Patrick Chan = Brad Miller
Patrick Chee = Delonte West
Patrick Truong = Udonis Haslem

June 28

Ray's team tied the CCWB record with 8 consecutive wins. Cheap!

(10-3) Ray (2), Alf, Brad Miller, Justin, Tser, Victor
(4-5) Chris (1), Cliff, Felix, Jayrome, Kevin Wong, Vince
(1-7) Franco (3), Colin, Emerson, Gary, Haslem, Lester, Shao

Game 1 R beat F 7-6 Victor
R-1-2 A-1-1 Ju-1 V-1 * E-1-1 H-1-1 G-1 L-1

Game 2 R beat C 8-2 Victor (2)
Vic-2-2 A-1-1-1 Ju-1 * C-1 F-1

Game 3 F beat R 7-6 Haslem
E-2-1 H-1-1 F-1 L-1 * Ju-2 B-1-1 A-1 R-1

Game 4 C beat F 7-5 Vince
F-1-1-1 Vin-1-1 C-1 Ja-1 * E-1-1 F-1 H-1 L-1

Game 5 R beat C 7-3 Victor (2)
Vic-2-1-2 R-1 T-1 * C-1 Cl-1 Vin-1

Game 6 R beat F 7-3 Victor
Vic-2-2-1 B-1 Ju-1 * E-1 G-1 S-1

Game 7 R beat C 7-5 Justin
Ju-1-1-1 T-1-1 A-1 B-1 * Ja-1-1-2 Cl-1

Game 8 R beat F 7-2 Victor (2)
Vic-1-2 A-1-1 Ju-1 R-1 * H-1 L-1

Game 9 R beat C 7-3 Justin
Ju-2-1 Vic-2 R-1 T-1 * F-1-1 C-1

Game 10 R beat F 7-5 Victor
A-2-1 Vic-1-1 Ju-1 R-1 * E-2 L-1-1 Co-1

Game 11 R beat C 9-3 Ray (2) Did someone forget to add up one of the points or did someone get an extra point for no reason? They got 9 points total!
R-2-2 Vic-2 A-1-1 T-1 * K-1-1-1

Game 12 R beat F 7-1 Justin (2)
Ju-2-1-1-2 B-1 * S-1

Game 13 C beat R 7-6 Jayrome
Cl-1-2 J-1-1 F-1 K-1 * A-1-1 B-1 Ju-1 R-1 T-1

Game 14 C beat F 7-4 Chris
C-1-1-1 Vin-2 J-1 K-1 * Co-1-1 H-1 S-1

Game 15 C beat R 7-5 Felix
Cl-2 F-1-1 C-1-1 K-1 * Ju-1-1-1-1 A-1

Trifecta Count
1 Alf, Jayrome, Vince
2 Cliff, Emerson
3 Ray
4 Justin
9 Victor

Total Points
2 Franco, Gary
3 Colin
4 Shao
5 Tser, Vince
6 Brad Miller, Kevin, Lester
7 Cliff, Haslem
8 Jayrome
9 Chris, Felix
10 Emerson
13 Ray
17 Alf
23 Victor
24 Justin

Highlights
5. Felix receives the ball, fakes the shot and let's Victor fly by (heading right towards the washroom door), and calmly banks it in. Victor, I didn't know you have to pee that bad.
4. Colin's block on Tser's runner!
2. Alf: "that really nice basket... where I ran in backwards and make it facing the other way and in traffic!!! that was beautiful..."
2. Ray's stand-still block on Lester's hook-shot in game 1. You're still oveRAYted okay?
1. Jayrome: "Before when you Franco and I played together, we'd just be losing. Now that you split us up, we lose faster!"

Stars
3. oveRAYted: Created open shots for his teammates on all half-court sets, and nobody could stop him when he decided to take the ball to the hole. Where's Calvin and Yoga Ball? I felt like a midget guarding him.
2. Justin: Mr Fastbreak. How many transition buckets did you get? God...
1. Victor: Mr 90% in da house! 9 treys tonight. That's a CCWB record since we started score-keeping.

Donations
$2 Colin

June 21

(5-4) Franco (3), Chris, Jason, Joe, Lubin
(5-4) Felix (2), Alf, Brad Miller, John, Shao, Vince
(3-5) Haslem (1), Andrew Chan, Cliff, Ed, Emerson, Ting

Game 1 H beat F 7-6 Haslem
Ed-1-1-1 H-1-1-1 A-1 * Ja-1-1-1 Jo-1-1 Ch-1

Game 2 X beat H 7-2 John
N-1-2-2 B-1 V-1 * A-1 Cl-1

Game 3 X beat F 7-3 Alf
V-2 N-1-1 X-1-1 A-1 * Ja-2 L-1

Game 4 H beat X 8-4 Emerson (2) cocky!
E-1-1-2 Ed-1-2 A-1 * A-1 N-1 S-1 V-1

Game 5 F beat H 7-4 Jason
Ja-1-1-2-1 Ch-1 F-1 * E-1-1 Cl-1 H-1

Game 6 F beat X 7-5 Lubin
Ja-1-1-1-1 Ch-1-1 L-1 * V-2-2 N-1

Game 7 F beat H 7-6 Franco
Ja-1-1-1-1 Ch-1 F-1 L-1 * Cl-1-1-1 A-1-1 E-1

Game 8 X beat F 7-5 ?
N-1-1-1 A-1-1 V-1 X-1 * Ch-1-1-1 Ja-1-1

Game 9 X beat H 7-4 Brad Miller
V-1-2 B-1 N-1 S-1 X-1 * E-1-2 A-1

Game 10 F beat X 7-5 ?
Ja-1-1-1-1-1 Ch-1-1 * X-2 S-1-1 N-1

Game 11 F beat H 7-3 ?
Ja-1-1-2 Ch-1-1 Jo-1 * Cl-2-1

Game 12 X beat F 7-1 ?
S-2-1-1 N-2 X-1 * Ch-1

Game 13 H beat X 7-3 ?
E-2-1-1-1 H-1 Ja-1 sub * N-1 S-1 V-1

Trifecta Count
1 Cliff, Ed, Felix, Shao
3 Emerson, Jason, John
4 Vince

Total Points
2 Franco, Joe
3 Brad Miller, Lubin
4 Alf
5 Haslem
6 Andrew, Ed
7 Felix
8 Cliff, Shao
11 Chris
13 Vince
17 John
30 Jason

Highlights
Someone wrote down "Haslem tatooed John"

Stars
3. ?
2. ?
1. Jason I would think?

Donations
?

June 14

I wanted to stick with the first 6, second 6, third 6 we did on Tuesday, but the teams would've been really unfair, so I did the 1-2-3, 1-2-3...... both choices would favor Ray, but I couldn't do captains either because the 15th guy didn't come till our 3rd game. An alternative would be to play 4-on-4, which I thought about. But like what happened before, majority of the people would want subs instead. That way, less people sit out. But for the people, I ended up doing 5-on-5 with Ray's team having subs in their first 2 games.

(8-3) Andrew Chan, Chris, Hans, Ray, Vince
(5-5) Alex, Haslem, Lester, Shao, Stats Whore, Ting
(2-7) Alf, Brad Miller, David Poon, Emerson, Franco, Warren

Game 1 L beat W 7-4 Haslem
M-1-1-1 SW-2 L-1 X-1 * F-1-1 D-1 E-1

Game 2 C beat L 7-6 Andrew
A-1-1-1 C-1-1 V-1 W-1 sub * SW-2 M-1-1 L-1 X-1

Game 3 W beat C 7-5 Emerson (2)
E-2-1*-2 B-1 F-1 * C-1-1-1 A-1 T-1 sub

Game 4 L beat W 7-4 Stats Whore
X-2-1 S-1-1 M-1 SW-1 * B-1-1 D-1 E-1

Game 5 L beat C 7-4 Stats Whore
SW-2-2 L-1-1 M-1 * H-2 C-1 R-1

Game 6 L beat W 7-2 Lester
X-2-2 L-1 M-1 S-1 * W-2

Game 7 C beat L 7-5 Ray
H-1-2-1 A-1 C-1 R-1 * SW-1-2 L-1 M-1

Game 8 C beat W 7-4 Chris
H-1-1-1 C-1-1 R-1 V-1 * E-1-2 W-1

Game 9 C beat L 7-5 Ray
H-1-1 R-1-1 V-1-1 A-1 * L-2 S-1-1 X-1

Game 10 C beat W 7-5 Ray (2)
R-1-2 C-1-1-1 V-1 * W-1-1 Al-1 D-1 E-1

Game 11 C beat L 7-4 Chris
C-1-1-1 A-1-1 H-1 V-1 * X-1-1 L-1 M-1

Game 12 C beat W 7-6 Ray
V-2-1 H-2 C-1 R-1 * E-1-1-2 Al-1 W-1

Game 13 C beat L 7-3 Hans
R-1-2 A-1 C-1 H-1 V-1 * M-1-1-1

Game 14 W beat C 7-6 Emerson (2)
E-2-2 D-2-1 * R-2 V-2 A-1 M-1 sub

Game 15 L beat W 7-5 Alex
L-2 S-1-1 X-1-1 M-1 * D-2 E-1-1 Al-1

Trifecta Count
1 Warren
2 David, Lester, Vince
3 Alex, Hans, Ray
5 Stats Whore
6 Emerson

Total Points
1 Ting
3 Alf, Brad Miller, Franco
7 Shao, Warren
8 David
10 Andrew
11 Lester, Vince
12 Stats Whore
14 Alex, Ray
15 Hans, Haslem
17 Chris
21 Emerson Although he was a ballhog, it seemed like he was the only scoring option. Where was Alf? The second leading-scorer on his team had only 8......

Highlights
3. In game 3 (with a * if you scroll up), Emerson got an offensive rebound, then dribbled it back out to the 3-point line to reset the offence. After killing the dribble and surveying the court, he couldn't find anyone and then he dribble again. The play continues and eventually it was knocked out of bounds by the other team. Stats Whore and I looked and him and said "you double-dribbled." He said, "I know!" The play ended with him with a put-back on someone's miss. I didn't know Lims was so cheap!
2. Stats Whore's rejection on Andrew Chan Hans! He released all his anger and frustration on that block!
1. Justin stopping by in his super tight t-shirt. I swear to god it's a children's size small. It's so tight you can see his ribcage.

Stars
3. Haslem: Him and I were the bigs on the team, and we are pretty damn slim. A lot of nice boards and good D to go along with leading the team in points.
2. Hans: He probably missed his first (and only) shot in one of the last games. Ray goes, "Oh my god, he missed!" Yeah, you get the picture.
1. Chris: Kareem brought some hookers to CCWB and used them on Lester all night long. Hey Stats Whore, should've listened to you and double-teamed him instead of telling Haslem to guard Ray and me guard him straight up. I got owned big time~

Donations
$0

June 7

Welcome King's friends Bill and Josh and welcome back Simon!

Of the 6 games Lester's team won, they were down 6-5 in 4 of those games, and 3 were bailed out by trifectas by King (2 of them, 1 was a bank) and Yoga.

(6-2) Lester (1), Alf, Jeff, Josh, Kevin Huynh, King
(3-4) Thunder (2), Cliff, Hans, Simon, Warren, Zechy
(2-5) Franco (3), Bill, Chris, Emerson, Erick, Haslem

Game 1 F beat T 7-5 Emerson
Ch-1-1-1-1-1 Em-1 H-1 * Z-2-2 W-1

Game 2 L beat F 7-6 Lester was down 6-2 at one point
L-1-1-1-1 Je-1 Ke-1 Ki-1 * Er-2-1 B-1 Em-1 H-1

Game 3 T beat L 7-4 Zechy
T-2-1 Cl-2 H-1 Z-1 * L-1-1-1 A-1

Game 4 F beat T 7-5 Erick
Em-2 H-2 F-1-1 Er-1 * S-1 H-1-1 Cl-1

Game 5 L beat F 7-6 Kevin (2) like game 2, was again down 6-2
L-2-1 Ke-2 A-1-1 * Em-1-1-1-2 F-1

Game 6 T beat L 7-5 Simon (2)
S-1-2 Cl-1 H-1 T-1 W-1 * A-1-1 Jo-1 Ke-1 Ki-1

Game 7 T beat F 7-3 Zechy
Cl-1-2 S-2 W-1 Z-1 * C-1-1 Er-1

Game 8 L beat T 7-4 Alf
Ki-2-1 L-1-1 A-1 Je-1 * T-2 H-1 Z-1

Game 9 L beat F 7-6 King (2)
Ki-1-1-1-2 A-1 L-1 * C-1-1-1-1 Em-1 H-1

Game 10 L beat T 7-5 King (2) Yeah, baby. Back-to-back!
Ki-1-2 Ke-1-1 Je-1 L-1 * Cl-1-1 Z-1-1 T-1

Game 11 L beat F 7-6 Kevin (2)
L-1-1-1 Ke-2 A-1 Jo-1 * Er-1-1-1 Em-1-1 H-1

Trifecta Count
1 Erick, Haslem, Lester
2 Cliff, Emerson, Kevin, Thunder, Zechy
3 King, Simon

Total Points
1 Bill
2 Josh
3 Franco, Jeff, Warren
5 Hans
6 Haslem
7 Alf, Simon, Thunder
8 Erick, Kevin
9 Cliff, Zechy
11 Chris
12 Emerson
13 King
17 Lester Ballhog of the Night; forced up at least 4 fade-away airballs

Highlights
4. Kevin's blocks on Hans and Haslem. There might've been a few more.
3. Alf's baseline reverse, plus the foul on Cliff. Alf got fouled so hard he thought that it should've been check ball, because he never thought that the basket was good, he was so surprised!
2. Thunder's no-look block on Erick. We couldn't figure out whether Matrix was trying to shoot the ball or not, and we had no idea where Thunder was looking, he just smacked the pumpkin. Then of course the K-Mart jersey pull and the swearing.
1. Trapped in the corner by Lester, Erick goes between Lester's legs and then banked in the shot. Cheap!

Stars
3. Zechy: Did he really only get 9 points? Seemed a lot more than that.
2. Kevin: Yoga did everything except for shooting the darn ball. I think he wanted to be an assist leader, too bad we don't keep track of that yet.
1. King: Those 2 bail out shots were huge. We easily could've been 2-6 you know?

Donations
$0

May 31

Welcome Chris's friend Warren Chow and Delonte's friend Jon Chou to CCWB! And welcome back King (nose job) and Zechy (Europe trip)!

(5-3) Thunder (3), Brad Miller, Chris, Delonte, King, Warren
(4-4) Lester (2), Alf, Cliff, Emerson, Haslem, Jon
(3-5) Ray (1), David, Felix, Hans, Ting Lee, Zechy

Game 1 R beat L 7-6 Ray (2)
R-2-1 Han-2-1 Da-1 * Cl-1-2-1 Has-1 L-1

Game 2 T beat R 7-1 Warren
T-2-2 De-1 K-1 W-1 * F-1

Game 3 L beat T 7-5 Haslem
E-1-1 J-1-1 A-1 Has-1 L-1 * De-2 B-1 K-1 T-1

Game 4 R beat L 7-1 Hans
F-2 R-2 Han-1-1 Da-1 * Has-1

Game 5 R beat T 7-4 Zechy
R-2-1 Z-1-1 Da-1 F-1 * B-1-1 Ch-1 T-1

Game 6 L beat R 7-5 Cliff Zechy's last game
Cl-2-1-1 Has-1-1 J-1 * Da-2 F-2 Han-1

Game 7 L beat T 7-5 Emerson
J-1-1-1 E-1-1 A-1 Has-1 * T-2 B-1-1 W-1

Game 8 L beat R 7-2 Jon (2)
E-2-1-1 J-2 Has-1 * Han-1 R-1

Game 9 T beat L 7-6 Thunder
A-1-1-1 Has-1 J-1 L-1 * K-1-2 B-1-1 Ch-1 T-1

Game 10 T beat R 7-2 Delonte
B-1-1-1 K-1-1 De-1 W-1 * F-1 R-1

Game 11 T beat L 7-4 Delonte (2)
De-1-2 T-2 B-1 Ch-1 * E-2 A-1 L-1

Game 12 T beat R 7-5 Thunder (2)
T-1-2 K-1-1 B-1 De-1 * Han-1-1 R-1-1 F-1

Trifecta Count
1 David, Hans, Jon, King
2 Cliff, Delonte, Emerson, Felix
3 Ray
6 Thunder

Total Points
2 Zechy only played 3 games
3 Chris, Warren
4 Lester
5 David
6 Alf
8 Cliff, Delonte, Felix, Haslem
9 Hans, Jon, King
10 Emerson
12 Brad Miller, Ray
14 Thunder

King told me one of his points in game 2 or 3 wasn't accounted for. It was either that or someone else got credit for it. Come on guys, get it right! Sooner or later all of us will become Stats Whores!!! And I know someone's gonna start a CCWB Fantasy thingy soon!

Highlight
Thunder going insane after scoring the game-winner in game 9. He walked backwards, spun around in a couples cirles, then screamed out something like "fuck it, fuck it" a few times.

Stars
3. Ray: Big Country always looks to past first, and he still managed to be the second leading scorer tonight.
2. King: King James had 48 points in a double-overtime win in Detroit and up 3-2 in the series! The King at CCWB wasn't too shabby either. Solid return and still lookin good!
1. Thunder: During warm-ups Thunder told Lester he wanted to be first star. You got your wish!

Injuries
Zechy: Charlie-horse

Donations
$0

May 24

Welcome back Calvin Pipping and Jason Leong!

(9-2) Ray (1), Calvin, Cliff, Emerson, Haslem, Jeff
(3-6) Justin (3), Chris, Franco, Henry, Shao, Victor Teo
(2-6) Lester (2), Brad Miller, David, Delonte, Jason, Sam Lee

Game 1 L beat J 7-3 Delonte
Da-5 De-1 L-1 * Ch-1 Ju-1 V-1

Game 2 R beat L 7-4 Haslem
Cl-3 Ca-2 Ha-2 * De-1 Ja-1 L-1 Sa-1

Game 3 R beat J 7-1 Haslem
E-4 R-2 H-1 * Fr-1

Game 4 R beat L 7-4 Emerson
E-4 Ca-2 Cl-1 * Da-2 B-1 Sa-1

Game 5 R beat J 7-2 Victor
Je-3 Ca-2 Ha-2 * V-2

Game 6 R beat L 7-5 Ray
Ca-5 Je-1 R-1 * Ja-3 B-1 De-1

Game 7 R beat J 7-5 Calvin
E-3 Ca-2 Ha-1 R-1 * He-2 Ch-2 V-1

Game 8 L beat R 8-6 Delonte
Ja-4 De-3 S-1 * Cl-4 Ca-1 E-1

Game 9 J beat L 7-2 Shao
V-4 Sh-2 Ch-1 * De-1 Ja-1

Game 10 R beat J 7-4 Calvin
Ca-3 E-2 Ha-1 Je-1 * Ch-2 Fr-1 Ju-1

Game 11 R beat L 7-1 Haslem
Ca-3 E-2 Cl-1 Ha-1 * L-1

Game 12 J beat R 7-4 Justin
Ju-4 He-1 Sh-1 V-1 * R-2 E-1 Ha-1

Game 13 J beat L 7-3 Victor
V-3 Ch-2 Ju-1 Sh-1 * L-2 De-1

Game 14 R beat J 7-6 Emerson (2)
Ha-3 E-2 Cl-1 Je-1 * Ch-3 Ju-1 Sh-1 V-1

Trifecta Count
2 Cliff
3 Emerson, Jason
4 Victor

Double-Digit Scorers
10 Cliff
11 Chris
12 Haslem
13 Victor
19 Emerson
20 Calvin

Alf, you stink. Lucky I'm not busy now. And guys, check my addition. Let me know if I can't add, thanks.

Highlights
3. Alf finally showed up...... at 9:33PM.
2. Franco steals the ball at half-court in game 12 and starts a 3-on-1 break. It ended with Victor scoring on his 3rd attempt.
1. Alf giving Cliff a facial...... with his ass! Maybe I shouldn't call it a facial, maybe you were wiping your ass with his face.

Stars
3. Haslem and Shao thanks TT!
2. Emerson
1. Calvin

Donations
$10 Justin

May 17

Welcome back Pan!

(6-4) Alf (1), Ben, Clay, Sam Lee, Shao, Victor
(6-4) Haslem (2), Erick, Hans, Joesph, Justin
(2-6) Franco (3), Brad Miller, Chris, Cliff (Z), Delonte, Pan

Alf, why is Cliff's initial Z? That's my man Zechy's initial.

No Show: Calvin Pipping

Stats is organized by game #, which team won over who, final score, winner scored by, and who scored the points (the initals are matched to the names above).

Game 1 A beat H 7-6 Sam (2)
Cl-1 V-2 Sa-3 Ch-1 (sub) * Ha-1 Ju-2 E-1 Hn-1 Jo-1

Game 2 A beat F 7-6 Sam (2)
A-1 V-2 Sa-4 * Ch-3 Z-1 M-1 D-1

Game 3 H beat A 7-4 Justin
Ha-1 Ju-2 E-2 Hn-2 * Cl-1 V-1 Sa-1 B-1

Game 4 H beat F 7-4 Justin
Ju-2 Hn-4 Jo-1 * M-2 D-1 P-1

Game 5 H beat A 7-1 Erick
Ha-1 Ju-4 E-2 * B-1

Game 6 H beat F 7-4 Erick
Ju-1 E-3 Hn-3 * F-2 Z-1 M-1

Game 7 A beat H 7-5 Sam
Cl-2 Sa-1 B-3 Sh-1 * Ha-1 Ju-1 E-2 Hn-1

Game 8 A beat F 7-4 Clay
A-1 Cl-3 Sa-1 B-1 Sh-1 * F-2 Z-2

Game 9 A beat H 7-5 Clay
Cl-1 V-3 B-2 Sh-1 * Ha-1 Ju-1 E-1 Hn-2

Game 10 A beat F 7-2 Ben
A-2 V-2 Sa-1 B-2 * Ch-2

Game 11 H beat A 7-4 Justin
A-1 Cl-2 B-1 * Ju-1 E-5 H-1

Game 12 F beat H 7-4 Miller
F-1 Ch-1 Z-1 M-1 D-3 * Ha-1 Ju-1 E-1 Hn-1

Game 13 F beat A 7-2 Delonte (2)
Ch-3 D-2 P-2 * B-1 Sh-1

Game 14 H beat F 7-0 Erick
Ju-2 E-4 Hn-1

How's that for Stats! Who's the Whore now?!
Thanks everyone who helped take stats!

Leading Scorers
3. Hans 16
2. Justin 17
1. Erick 21 ballhog

Highlights
3) People getting hurt… got pokes in the eye, 4 twisted ankles (Clay, Cliff, Chris, Franco), too bad no one broke an leg. Hey Lims, let's beat up Alf!
2) Joesph slowly falling out of bound with the ball in his hand not knowing who he should pass too…. Hehe… that was funny.
1) Franco jumping in for a lay-up…. into a crowd of 6 people… he ended up twisting his ankle... that was massive... I never seen him jump like that before!

Stars
3) Chris: keeping his team close with his hookers all night. Even with a twisted ankle and a poke in the eye. Grrrr… Chris and his Hookers…
2) Ben: A monster in the post… ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE!!!... why does this guy even shoot anymore if he can dominate in the post like that... you know why... just because he can...
1) Antelope Matrix Ballhog: Scores 21 points! That's liking winning 3 games by himself! He was scoring 3 all over the court all night… MVP-like performance.

Injuries
Clay – Ankle

Donations
Nones!

Thanks Alf. Not bad, not bad. I had to edit some stuff though lol, but it's all good!

May 10

Welcome Stats Whore's cousin Victor Lau to CCWB! Stats Whore brought his books just in case the night got too boring. He brought his niece as well, trying to hook her up with Alf. I want an update on that!

(8-3) Clayton (1), Chris, Felix, Haslem, Shao, Ting
(4-5) Alf (2), Brad Miller, Erick, Lester, Victor Lau
(2-6) Franco (3), Ben Luk (no show), Cliff, Hans, Jayrome, Jeff

Clayton's team tied a CCWB record with 8 straight wins!

There were no 7-6 scores tonight. Hmmm......

Game 1 F beat A 7-3 Hans
Game 2 F beat C 7-4 Franco
Game 3 A beat F 7-5 Erick (2)
Game 4 A beat C 7-4 Lester
Game 5 A beat F 7-2 Victor Lau
Game 6 C beat A 7-3 Shao
Game 7 C beat F 7-0 Clayton (2)
Game 8 C beat A 7-2 Ting
Game 9 C beat F 7-4 Felix
Game 10 C beat A 7-2 Chris
Game 11 C beat F 7-5 Ting (2)
Game 12 C beat A 7-5 Clayton (2)
Game 13 C beat F 7-4 Shao
Game 14 A beat C 7-4 Victor

Highlights
4. Stats Whore telling Lester to put him in the game after knowing that his consecutive wins record is in jeopardy. What a Whore!
3. A shot that barely graze the rim came straight down on Franco's wrist and then popped out of bounds. Franco says, "Highlight!"
2. Kaman's reverse lay-up...... Kobe style! The crowd roars! Stop stealing my moves Kaman! By the way, where was your Kaman t-shirt?
1. Victor Lau drives in the heart of the lane. Franco just sticks his right arm out (and it's not the stiff arm that Paul does, Franco basically just straightened his arm) and Victor goes tumbling down! Stats Whore and I got a good long laugh from that!!! Franco with a helpless look says to himself, "Foul on me? What did I do?"

Stars
3. Shao: He was forcing the issue last week, but played really well tonight. Good job running the point and shot well from the floor.
2. Felix: Kaman has been on a tear the past week. Is it due to the fact that the Clippers didn't make the playoffs? I wanna see your Kaman shirt every time! Wahahahahaha.
1. Clayton: I got one word for y'all...... Duh!

Donations
$0

May 3

(8-4) Thunder (2), Brad Miller, Chris, Joseph Tien, Victor Liang
(5-6) Lester (3), Ben Luk, Eric Go, Franco, Shao
(3-6) Alf (1), Hans, Haslem, Ray, + one sub

Game 1 L beat T 7-5 Shao
Game 2 L beat A 7-6 Ben
Game 3 L beat T 7-3 Franco
Game 4 L beat A 7-3 Eric
Game 5 T beat L 7-6 Brad Miller
Game 6 T beat A 7-3 Victor
Game 7 T beat L 7-1 Victor (2)
Game 8 A beat T 7-2 Hans
Game 9 A beat L 7-3 Hans
Game 10 T beat A 7-4 Thunder
Game 11 T beat L 7-6 Victor
Game 12 T beat A 7-3 Brad Miller
Game 13 T beat L 7-6 Thunder (2)
Game 14 T beat A 7-5 Thunder
Game 15 L beat T 7-3 Eric
Game 16 A beat L 7-4 Ray (2)

Highlights
4. I thought I sucked on Tuesday. I was even worse tonight...... I only made one shot!
3. Thunder's trifecta attempt from the side that sails to the back of the backboard. Nice lol!
2. Haslem gets the ball at the free throw line and thinks he has a wide-open shot. I think one of his teammates (Ray?!) was screening his defender Chris, so Haslem never saw Chris coming, and Chris got that garbage outta there!
1. Alf brought a mini $20 black and white TV so we could watch/listen to the Canucks game. That thing was about 10 by 8 inches, I've never seen a TV that small. Only a Native can find things like that!

Stars
3. Eric: Alf says to Ray after he blew both of them by, "Oh my god, he's quicker than Zechy!"
2. Victor: All he did was shoot 3s from the top of the circle, but nobody could stop him.
1. Thunder: Victor was hot from outside, but Thunder was hotter. Except for the shot the hit the back of the backboard and one that hit the ceiling, almost every single 3 went in. He didn't travel tonight, but he did carry the ball while bringing it up-court, we didn't call it though.

Donations
$1 Ray

April 26

Cancelled due to church events.

April 19 by Franco

Thursday Thanks Franco for Closing up the gym!!!

Pick up ball as not enough players. Emi had to sub a couple of times

Warm up: Half Court

Franco, Jay, Joe, Emi vs Chris, Emerson, Lubin, Cliff

FUll Court 4 on Four

Franco, Jay, Emi, Joe vs Chris, Emerson, Lubin, Cliff

Full COurt

F vs C

Half Court

F vs C

Franco, Jay, Chris ahhh fugg it, I forgot the teams and the scores

Highlights:

Franco with the 3's
Franco with the post
Franco with the fouls
Emi with the assists to Franco's 3's
Franco ninja roll when he tripped over TT's Mongol foot

Notable Mentions - Emi boxing out cliff and Emerson
Notorious Mentions - Emerson knocking Emi down, Emerson Stuffing Emi
"was this really necesary?" Mentions - 200 pound 6' Haslem setting pick against Emi

FootNotes:

Joe never missing from mid range
Joe vs Lubin battle beneath the hoop. Mongol vs Cobra i tell u
Haslem scoring over TT all day inside, outside and upside down

Top 3 stars:

3: Joe - mid range menace
2: Mongolian Mountain Man T 2 the futhamuggen Tee! not much defensive performance 2nite but y'know, put's the Terror in TT
1: Emi, man, she held her own defensively, good speed on defense, good Def positioning and scored a couple buckets too. Boxed out every mofo

April 12

Welcome Chris's friend Ting Lee and welcome back Yoga Ball!

(8-3) Lester (2), Eric Go, Joe, Justin, Steve Chan no show (Alf, I don't have his number. He did sign up though), Victor Liang
(5-4) Franco (3), Chris, Delonte, Jayrome, Ting Lee
(1-7) Ray (1), Brad Miller, Emerson, Hans, Kevin Huynh, Zechy

Game 1 L beat R 8-4 Victor (2)
Game 2 L beat F 7-5 Eric
Game 3 L beat R 7-4 Joe
Game 4 L beat F 7-3 Lester
Game 5 L beat R 7-6 Lester
Game 6 L beat F 7-6 Victor
Game 7 R beat L 7-5 Emerson
Game 8 F beat R 7-5 Jayrome
Game 9 F beat L 7-4 Chris
Game 10 F beat R 7-5 Jayrome
Game 11 L beat F 7-5 Eric (2)
Game 12 L beat R 7-? Justin
Game 13 F beat L 7-6 Kevin (2) sub
Game 14 F beat R 7-? Jayrome (2)

Highlights
I need help here. I'm too damn sick to remember anything. All I remember was Franco and Jayrome scoring over us over and over and over again, especially the second half of the night.

Stars
3. Franco was very proud of picking "the core" of Chris, Jayrome and himself. He would've picked Haslem too if he could make it. I'm sure you had fun scoring all over me tonight. Emerson let me know about it too.
2. Jayrome was on fire inside and out, and his trifectas were droppin like crazy tonight!
1. Eric: Ray called him Lims Junior. How about it eh? Hahahahaha.

Donations
$4 Brad Miller

April 5

Welcome Alf's friend Steve Chan!

I was 15 minutes late, and the janitor wasn't there. The fathers were at the Easter Mass so we didn't get in the gym until 8PM, when Alf found out we were outside playing Street Ball with shit on the floor. Alf got the key from someone who lives close by. Teams were decided by free throws at first, and then the 3 people on the bench would play along with 2 people from the losing team, again decided by free throws. We had a grand total of 13 players. Actually there were 15, but Eric Go and Victor Liang took off since at the time we didn't know whether or not we would end up playing in the gym. I was gonna call it a night.

The team of Chris + Emerson + Hans + Lester + Steve Chan won the first 5 games. I thought it was quite an accomplishment considering how small our team was. Here's the breakdown:

Game 1: beat Alf + Colin + Delonte + Jayrome + Ray 7-5
Game 2: beat Brad Miller + Delonte + Franco + Ray + Thunder 7-6
Game 3: beat Alf + Brad Miller + Colin + Jayrome + Thunder 7-6
Game 4: beat Alf + Colin + Delonte + Franco + Ray 7-0
Game 5: beat Brad Miller + Colin + Delonte + Franco + Thunder 7-6

Game 6: Alf + Brad Miller + Delonte + Jayrome + Ray beat Chris + Emerson + Hans + Lester + Steve Chan 7-3

Game 7: Alf + Brad Miller + Delonte + Jayrome + Ray beat Colin + Emerson + Franco + Lester + Thunder 7-6

Game 8: Chris + Emerson + Franco + Hans + Steve beat Alf + Brad Miller + Delonte + Jayrome + Ray 7-5

Game 9: Chris + Emerson + Franco + Hans + Lester beat Brad Miller + Colin + Delonte + Jayrome + Thunder 19-17

Highlights
3. Emerson scores the game-winning trifecta in game 3 for a 7-6 win. It was and 1, the foul was on Alf. Alf sucks!
2. Colin banks in a hook right in Chris's face. Chris's team looks for him on the very next trip down the floor and he hooks one right back over him, but no glass.
1. Chris misses an easy lay-in, then skies for the rebound to tip it home. His fingers were parallel to the rim when he tapped it, and it looked way nicer than how I'm describing it right now.

Stars
3. Chris: Mr Highlight
2. Hans: Damn, did you miss tonight? I mean seriously?
1. Emerson: What's the point of playing so hard? Gen wasn't here, dude.

Donations
$0

P.S. Luis Stinks!!!